You asked me how my day was. Well sit down, dear. Let me see. The baby threw her squash at me. But that's just SOP.
Your great aunt's coming to visit for her annual TDY. She sure asks a lot of questions. Do you think she's MI? I'm sure
the dog's gone AWOL, I can't find him anywhere. And I bleached your OD T-shirt, Now it's lime green underwear. I've
had my fill of KP. Can I change my MOS? Better kiss me ASAP Or I'm gonna PCS.

That reminds me of a quote by Robin William's character in Good Morning, Vietnam.

"Sir, seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we put the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks into the VC, he could end up MIA, then we'd all be put out in KP."

hehe.. i like that