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October 14th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; You might be Taliban if .............You might be Taliban if ............. ...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. ...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. ...You have more wives than teeth. ..You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. ...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round. ...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr. ...You've ever had your camel repossessed. ...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. ...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe. ...You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle. ...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. ...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave." ...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
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October 14th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator   | Hahaha. Those're good.
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October 15th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Very nice!!!! 
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October 15th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Numbers 1 and 2 are pure gold.
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October 15th, 2007
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| Milforum Pivotman | Couple of em are charming...But I like em. LOL
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October 15th, 2007
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Brilliant... and funny.
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October 15th, 2007
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| Caesar | lol....very funny
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October 15th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahahaha....
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October 16th, 2007
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| Spam King | "You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr. " i find that funny!
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November 1st, 2007
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| Optio | Haha. Funny ones. The sixth one is really nice but maybe can not be categorized as funny.
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