Hilarious! Below are my faves.

Originally Posted by Team Infidel

You might be Taliban if .............

...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

..You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

Damn good list there.

Haha! Those were great. My favorite were the beer and the vests....

I like #3 the most

TI - You are the man. Those are great!!! :P

that's a pretty funny list there TI