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November 1st, 2007
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Post; Might be a repost but...Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road in New York State one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you?", asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied :"I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened like lightning!"
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November 1st, 2007
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| Forum Brat | WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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November 1st, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | 
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November 1st, 2007
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| Caesar | LOL very good!
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November 1st, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | LOL, that was great!
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November 1st, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | Too bad it wasn't true life.
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