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August 12th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Post; You might be a redneck muslim if....You might be a redneck Muslim if.... your AK47 is older than you are. you wear your turbin too tight and think you can beat America. you think Osama bin Laden’s white towel on his head is sexy. you get a hard on every time you see the a** of a Camel. your youngest wife is younger than your oldest daughter. your wives wear scarves over their faces to hide how ugly they really are. The United States Marines have you in their crosshairs. you think Mogadishu is a cool place to live. the sound of a bomb exploding makes you dance in the streets shouting death to Infidels. a grenade explodes outside your cave and you smile and say, “Wow fellow rug rats, that was a close one.” you think a Pack Rat is a Pakistani National. you dress in camouflage clothing when you go to Friday Prayers. traded your sister for an AK47.
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January 13th, 2007
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February 1st, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | you think Mogadishu is a cool place to live. LOL
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February 1st, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | That's an amusing one.
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February 1st, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Hehehe Nice list, isteafreefood!
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