- The crawdad mounds in your front yard have over taken the grass.
- You greet people with "Howzyamomma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!"
- Every so often, you have waterfront property.
- When giving directions you use words like "uptown," "downtown," "backatown," "riverside," "lakeside," "other side of the bayou" or "other side of the levee."
- When you refer to a geographical location "way up North," you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold."
- You've ever had Community Coffee.
- You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it. (also, Thibideaux, Opelousas, Ponchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya)
- You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.
- You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used. (Amen!)
- The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy "dressed" is healthier than a Caesar salad.
- You know the definition of "dressed."
- You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash it down with Barq's and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.
- The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, crab, and King Cake.
- You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.
- You're not afraid when someone wants to "ax you something."
- You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.
- You don't realize until high school what a "county" is.
- You believe that purple, green and gold look good together (and you will even eat things those colors).
- You go to buy a new winter coat (what most people would refer to as a windbreaker) and throw your arms up in the air to make sure it allows enough room to catch Mardi Gras beads.
- Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
- You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.
- You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.
- You describe a color as "K&B Purple."
- You like your rice and politics dirty.
- You pronounce the largest city in the state as "Nawlins."
- A friend gets in trouble for roaches in his car and you wonder if it was palmettos or those little ones that go after the French Fries that fell under the seat.
- You know those big roaches can fly, but you're able to sleep at night anyway.
- You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.
- You realize the rainforest is less humid than Louisiana.

and if you can understand all that was said^^

I don't understand half the things said

Hey, I resemble those remarks, you aristocratic Northern SOB! . Even though I'm from South LA, that's really funny, man. Thanks for sharing.

God its sad how most of those are true lmbo....but i DO NOT have roaches in my truck...never have and never will lol.....

and TI you missed a part of "you know your from Louisiana"...its if you say "aight" instead of "alright" lol

that would fit for about 9 states down there... LOL

true lol....i think louisiana is the only state that each major area in the state has their own accent...ppl from new orleans sound wayyy different from ppl in livingston parish (my area)...some of the ppl from new orleans sound like they could be from boston lol. but for some reason ive had ppl tell me i dont sound like im from louisiana....im told i sound like im from arkansas...and ive only been there once in the 5th grade so i dont think that they had that much of an affect on me while there..lol so who knows lol

Yeah, I enunciate clearly, but I like to affect a slight twang sometimes. The accent barrier can be a pain sometimes.

Hell, if I hadn't taken Spanish class, I wouldn't have gotten through the accent of one of the docs at the LSU vet school when I went fishing with him.

Red beans and rice for breakfast, shrimp bisque for lunch, and anything etoufee for supper. Served with Luzianne coffee with chicoree, for breakfast and Dixie beer with the rest. Heaven on Earth.
And knowing how to pronounce Natchitoches (sp). Na-co-tosh.

im impressed missileer...lol...most get that one wrong lol

What's a Natchitoch?