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January 23rd, 2007   Post 1
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Post; You Might Be Hooah If.....



1. You butter your toast with a bayonet.

2. Your kids practice Drill & Ceremony at recess.

3. Your dogs name is "Ranger."
4. When your previous dog died, he got a 21 gun salute.

5. Your daughters dolls wear starched uniforms.

6. If your kids fail a test they get a letter of Reprimand.

7. Your kids salute their grandparents.

8. Your kids pull night guard shifts by the mailbox.

9. All meals at home are MREs.

10. When your wife left you, you had a change of command ceremony.

from http://www.usaircombat.com/Army.htm
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January 23rd, 2007   Post 2
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that's a good one..... i have seen a list of 100 reasons somewhere..
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January 24th, 2007   Post 3
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I think its on here somewhere, TI. Still funny.
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January 24th, 2007   Post 4
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hehe still funny
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January 24th, 2007   Post 5
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Post; sorry I missed it in my search


Quote:
Originally Posted by Sevens
I think its on here somewhere, TI. Still funny.
Yes it is, sorry I missed it in my search.
Here it is: You might be too hoooah if......
 



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