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September 20th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Post; Midget TexanThere was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. Aha!" said the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. Aha!" said the doctor again and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered he no longer had any aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect doc! And I didn't even feel it. What did you do?" The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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September 20th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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September 27th, 2005
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| Centurion | lol, thats good!
__________________ Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin. |
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September 28th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | nice one. 
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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September 28th, 2005
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| Milforum Chaplain  | How did the doctor hear the Texan miget through his 10 gallon hat? |
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September 28th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | He was a half pint.  |
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September 30th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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September 30th, 2005
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| Milforum Hitman  |
__________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.  |
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October 2nd, 2005
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