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October 21st, 2006   Post 1
Padre
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Post; Microsoft WORD


If you have Microsft Word, open a new WORD document.

Then type in:

= rand (200,99)

Then press "Enter"

Microsoft can not explain what happens when you do this.
 
October 21st, 2006   Post 2
tomtom22
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WOW!
That's amazing!
and the best part is Microsoft can't explain why "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
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October 21st, 2006   Post 3
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Whiskey tango foxtrot, over.
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October 21st, 2006   Post 4
Rob Henderson
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My sentiments exactly, bulldogg...Haha
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October 21st, 2006   Post 5
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That's pretty cool
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October 21st, 2006   Post 6
The Cooler King
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You know that sentence contains every letter in the alphabet?
 
October 21st, 2006   Post 7
AJChenMPH
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So I was messing around with the numbers a bit...

The first number specifies how many paragraphs you want. The second number specifies how many times you want Word to repeat "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." before it starts a new paragraph.

Yes, I was bored.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Cooler King
You know that sentence contains every letter in the alphabet?
Yep, I did.
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October 21st, 2006   Post 8
Rob Henderson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AJChenMPH
So I was messing around with the numbers a bit...

The first number specifies how many paragraphs you want. The second number specifies how many times you want Word to repeat "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." before it starts a new paragraph.

Yes, I was bored.


Yep, I did.
Hahaha...Wow, LT...Too much time on your hands? Maybe? Collecting things is a nice way to pass time. Hahaha
 
October 22nd, 2006   Post 9
Padre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AJChenMPH
So I was messing around with the numbers a bit...

The first number specifies how many paragraphs you want. The second number specifies how many times you want Word to repeat "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." before it starts a new paragraph.

Yes, I was bored.


Yep, I did.
AJ, Bill Gates has a job for you if you want it.
 
October 23rd, 2006   Post 10
armlesscadet
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wow thats awesome
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