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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Messin' with Senior OfficersFLYING into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for the trip back to the USS Enterprise. We were to pick up a Navy captain, and experience had taught me that even seasoned vets turn white-knuckled during carrier landings. Once the captain was strapped in, I turned around to welcome him aboard. "Sir," I asked, "will this be your first carrier landing?" Looking at me with disdain, he opened his inflatable vest to display gold wings above five rows of ribbons. "Son," he said, "I have over 500 carrier landings in jet fighters." "That's good to hear," my co-pilot said, winking at me, "because this will be our first." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lt. Kenneth J. Tonelli Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest .
__________________ Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Good one, AJ!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Nice Andy...
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| Forum Brat | Love it!!!!!!!!!
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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