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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! | Post; The MermaidThere were three men fishing in a boat. One felt a tug and reeled in his line. He had caught a beautiful mermaid. She squirmed and struggled and tried to break free but he wouldn't let her go. Finally she said "I'll give you anything you can wish for if you'll let me go. "Okay," said the man, "I want my IQ doubled." So she did and he goes off on Shakespeare and all kinds of complicated things.The mermaid goes to leave and the second man grabs her. "Hey, I'm not going to let you go until I get a wish too." "Fine," she said, "What do you want?" "I want my IQ tripled." So she triples his IQ and he goes off solving all these problems and mathmatical equations. "I suppose you want a wish too?" the mermaid said to the last man. "You bet I do, I want my IQ timed by 10!" "Ummm I don't think you do," said the mermaid. "It'll change your whole aspect on life." And although she tried to talk him out of it, that's what he wanted. So she gave him his wish and *POOF* He turned into a woman.
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Not what I was expecting!
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! | Then what were you expecting? |
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| Primus Pilus | wtf this is an anti-man joke! D:
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! | Dude it's just a joke.... |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | and he was joking too....he just screwed up the smiley face
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| I am Honor | lol, so why did he become a woman though?
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| Milforum Hitman | Quote:
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| I am Honor | lol, excuse me heh but really, why? |
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| Milforum Hitman | Because women are 10 times as intelligent as men, Mighty. |
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