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May 6th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; The Mermaid


There were three men fishing in a boat.
One felt a tug and reeled in his line. He had caught a beautiful mermaid.
She squirmed and struggled and tried to break free but he wouldn't let her go.

Finally she said "I'll give you anything you can wish for if you'll let me go.
"Okay," said the man, "I want my IQ doubled."
So she did and he goes off on Shakespeare and all kinds of complicated things.The mermaid goes to leave and the second man grabs her.
"Hey, I'm not going to let you go until I get a wish too."
"Fine," she said, "What do you want?" "I want my IQ tripled."
So she triples his IQ and he goes off solving
all these problems and mathmatical equations.

"I suppose you want a wish too?" the mermaid said to the last man.
"You bet I do, I want my IQ timed by 10!"
"Ummm I don't think you do," said the mermaid.
"It'll change your whole aspect on life."
And although she tried to talk him out of it, that's what he wanted.


So she gave him his wish and *POOF* He turned into a woman.
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May 6th, 2006   Post 2
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Not what I was expecting!
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May 7th, 2006   Post 3
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Then what were you expecting?
 
May 7th, 2006   Post 4
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wtf this is an anti-man joke! D:
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May 7th, 2006   Post 5
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Dude it's just a joke....
 
May 7th, 2006   Post 6
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and he was joking too....he just screwed up the smiley face
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May 7th, 2006   Post 7
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lol, so why did he become a woman though?
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May 7th, 2006   Post 8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MightyMacbeth
lol, so why did he become a woman though?
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May 7th, 2006   Post 9
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lol, excuse me heh

but really, why?
 
May 7th, 2006   Post 10
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Because women are 10 times as intelligent as men, Mighty.