Topic: mental hospital

coldzero · November 8th, 2004

Victor and Donna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Victor suddenly jumped in the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Donna promptly jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Victor to safety.

When the psychiatric director became aware of Donna's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Donna the news he said, "Donna, I have good news and bad news." "The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Victor, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."

Donna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon do I go home?"

Themrose89 · April 19th, 2005

Woot of all woots!

tomtom22 · October 19th, 2006

fronzz · October 19th, 2006

Heard it before but still funny.

Sevens · October 19th, 2006

LOL Nice...

Rob Henderson · October 19th, 2006

I...but she...and the...how come...hahahahahaha...thats good.

Team Infidel · October 19th, 2006

that's good

AFSteliga · October 19th, 2006

That is definitely a good one.

November 8th, 2004	Post 1
coldzero Immunes	Post; mental hospital Victor and Donna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Victor suddenly jumped in the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Donna promptly jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Victor to safety. When the psychiatric director became aware of Donna's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Donna the news he said, "Donna, I have good news and bad news." "The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is Victor, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead." Donna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon do I go home?" __________________ \"RANGERS LEAD THE WAY\" \"Give\'em the whole nine yards!!!\"

April 19th, 2005	Post 2
Themrose89 Centurion	Woot of all woots! __________________ Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin.

October 19th, 2006	Post 3
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 19th, 2006	Post 4
fronzz Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	Heard it before but still funny. __________________ "Oh Bother" Said Pooh as the tripwire clicked. Join my Forum! www.milsurp.tk

October 19th, 2006	Post 5
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	LOL Nice... __________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	I...but she...and the...how come...hahahahahaha...thats good. __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

October 19th, 2006	Post 7
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	that's good __________________

October 19th, 2006	Post 8
AFSteliga Cadet Moderator Gear	That is definitely a good one. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

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