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July 29th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Men Still Don't Ask for Directions


AS COMMANDER of an army reserve unit in Utah, I was sent to visit a similar unit in Stuttgart, Germany. A young noncom was assigned to drive me to briefings at the unit's headquarters in Worms. Setting out, I asked, "Do you know where you're going?" He assured me that he did. But soon he pulled over to look at a map.

"Sergeant," I repeated, "do you know where you're going?"

"I know where I'm going, sir," he replied. "I just don't know how to get there from here."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Maj. Terry A. Hamblin

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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July 29th, 2008   Post 2
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Hehehe Nice!!
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July 30th, 2008   Post 3
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Classic!!!
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July 30th, 2008   Post 4
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Looks like Lt. Doody's thread on his recent libbo trip.
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July 30th, 2008   Post 5
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hahahahaha
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