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April 30th, 2005   #1
AmericanSweetheart
 
 

Men are like... info


1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like .......... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.



 
May 3rd, 2005   #2
Desert_Eagle
 
That is quite a generalized view madam.


A \'good\' landing is one from which you can walk away. A \'great\' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.
 
May 3rd, 2005   #3
AFSteliga
 
 
Interesting...


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
May 3rd, 2005   #4
Locke
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert_Eagle
That is quite a generalized view madam.
dude, dont speak ill of the female, you will get hit with the "lava lamp" arguement


If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power.
Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith
Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914
 
May 3rd, 2005   #5
Desert_Eagle
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert_Eagle
That is quite a generalized view madam.
dude, dont speak ill of the female, you will get hit with the "lava lamp" arguement
I'm not speaking ill, I'm just saying it is generalized.
 
May 3rd, 2005   #6
Charge 7
 
 
She has a problem parking?


"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."

- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

 
May 4th, 2005   #7
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Watch it Charge! can't you boys take a joke?
 
May 4th, 2005   #8
behemoth79
 
 
dont be mad at charge becuase youve been circling the parking lot for hours on end looking for a spot.




si deum nobiscum, quis contra?
AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL
 
May 4th, 2005   #9
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

Re: Men are like... info


When the joke is on females or a male we hate we can.

Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
This man doesn't run at the first sign of emotion. I bolt. (Emotions scare me)


WOLFPACK!
The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final.
 
May 4th, 2005   #10
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
See boys I can name an ex for everyone of those!

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.
Brian
2. Men are like .......... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Bill
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
Ryan
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Drew
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Paul
6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
Jim
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Nick
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooo long to mature.
Cory
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Chris, Drew, Nick, Devon, Adam the list goes on...
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Daniel
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Every man I know
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Zach
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
I have found 26 handicapped ones and my best friend dates the good one I have only just recently found a parking spot I like