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April 30th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | Post; Men are like...1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you. 2. Men are like .......... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! |
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May 3rd, 2005
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| Optio | That is quite a generalized view madam.
__________________ A \'good\' landing is one from which you can walk away. A \'great\' landing is one after which they can use the plane again. |
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May 3rd, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator   | Interesting...
__________________ 'Truth. Duty. Valour. Blow out you bugles over the rich dead There's none of these so lonely and poor of old But dying has made us rarer gifts than gold' Inscription on the top of the Memorial Arch at RMC Kingston |
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May 3rd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
__________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914 | |
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May 3rd, 2005
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| Optio | Quote:
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May 3rd, 2005
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| Master Gunner | She has a problem parking?  
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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May 4th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | Watch it Charge! can't you boys take a joke? |
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May 4th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | dont be mad at charge becuase youve been circling the parking lot for hours on end looking for a spot.
__________________  si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL |
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May 4th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Post; Re: Men are like...When the joke is on females or a male we hate we can.  Quote:
(Emotions scare me)
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight | |
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May 4th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | See boys I can name an ex for everyone of those! 1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you. Brian 2. Men are like .......... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Bill 3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. Ryan 4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Drew 5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Paul 6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. Jim 7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Nick 8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooo long to mature. Cory 9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Chris, Drew, Nick, Devon, Adam the list goes on... 10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Daniel 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Every man I know 12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. Zach 13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. I have found 26 handicapped ones and my best friend dates the good one I have only just recently found a parking spot I like |
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