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May 5th, 2005   Post 11
LIPS
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Well, by the look of that "list" you just havent found the right bloke yet but you sure have given it a good go.
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May 5th, 2005   Post 12
Locke
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yikes!!!!!
how old are you??
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If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power.
Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith
Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914
 
May 5th, 2005   Post 13
Desert_Eagle
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Originally Posted by Locke
yikes!!!!!
how old are you??
And you told me not to speak ill?
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May 7th, 2005   Post 14
AmericanSweetheart
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Gear

I'm 19. So I don't consider that age question speaking ill of me yet. I have found the right one but I found a lot of wrong ones before I found him!
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May 7th, 2005   Post 15
Locke
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert_Eagle
Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
yikes!!!!!
how old are you??
And you told me not to speak ill?
sorry dude, there was meant to be a , i was just kidding around!!
 
May 7th, 2005   Post 16
Desert_Eagle
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Originally Posted by Locke
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Originally Posted by Desert_Eagle
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Originally Posted by Locke
yikes!!!!!
how old are you??
And you told me not to speak ill?
sorry dude, there was meant to be a , i was just kidding around!!
Sorry then.
 
May 8th, 2005   Post 17
AmericanSweetheart
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Gear

Ok your saying sorry to each other? I was the one that should have been offended buy that age comment!
 
October 12th, 2006   Post 18
tomtom22
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Gear

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October 12th, 2006   Post 19
Team Infidel
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Gear



That's a good one.
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October 12th, 2006   Post 20
Rob Henderson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
See boys I can name an ex for everyone of those!

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.
Brian
2. Men are like .......... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Bill
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
Ryan
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Drew
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Paul
6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
Jim
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Nick
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooo long to mature.
Cory
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Chris, Drew, Nick, Devon, Adam the list goes on...
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Daniel
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Every man I know
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Zach
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
I have found 26 handicapped ones and my best friend dates the good one I have only just recently found a parking spot I like
Yea...Because we know all those people and are completely trusting you...
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