Men in heaven

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July 10th, 2012   #1
jillyz12
 
 

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Men in Heaven

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."













Sometimes I think I understand everything....then I regain consciousness.
 
July 10th, 2012   #2
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one...


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
July 10th, 2012   #3
Sarah
 
 
Cute.


Seasons are forever loving
Egos come and go
 
July 10th, 2012   #4
viper2007
 
 
Ha Ha Ha, Heard it before, but it never fails to bring a chuckle when someone tells you once again...

Speaking of the afterlife... I hope you would enjoy this short skit from Rowan Atkinson...

 
July 13th, 2012   #5
Sarah
 
 
This guy is funny. I watched him for an hour when someone posted him a while back.
 
July 13th, 2012   #6
BritinAfrica
 
 
Rowan Atkinson is an excellent actor/comedian, in my opinion he was at his best in Black Adder. I detest Mr Bean with a passion as it depicts him as a bumbling idiot.


Adversus solem ne loquitor
 
July 16th, 2012   #7
Sarah
 
 
Yes, he's pretty goofy. My kids introduced him a few years ago in a movie. they loved him. Those times have passed. I've watched a few. The first were a little funny yet the story has to be there to get into it.

Nothing like Robin Williams or some others I' would love to post if we can keep the comedy going here.
 
July 17th, 2012   #8
r.fox
 
 
i dont like his movies, but you cant deny that he is funny


The key to peace, is being the guy with the biggest stick.
 
July 17th, 2012   #9
hawky94
 
 
Rain.

The official weather supplier of the London 2012 Olympic Games.
 



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