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February 9th, 2008   Post 1
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At a major medical convention a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic.
"What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.
"Nothing we don't already have a drug for," the internist replies.
"Well, what's so miraculous about it?"
"One of the side effects is short-term memory loss. Several of my patients have paid my bill three or four times."
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February 9th, 2008   Post 2
FutureMedic
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Sadly, if that ever became a real drug, all the doctors would use it.
 
February 9th, 2008   Post 3
Sevens
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Ooooooooooooooh I want some of that to give to my next victim, er boyfriend, so that he doesn't remember when he's already given me money and pretty, shiny things.
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February 9th, 2008   Post 4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sevens
Ooooooooooooooh I want some of that to give to my next victim, er boyfriend, so that he doesn't remember when he's already given me money and pretty, shiny things.
Quote after me; I promise to use this miracle drug only for good.
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February 10th, 2008   Post 5
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Yeah but power corrupts.
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February 12th, 2008   Post 6
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Yep, and to quote the EPA Manager in The Simpsons Movie when told he's gone mad with power, "Of course I have, have you ever tried to go mad without power? It's pointless, nobody listens to you."
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