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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; MedicalAt a major medical convention a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic. "What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience. "Nothing we don't already have a drug for," the internist replies. "Well, what's so miraculous about it?" "One of the side effects is short-term memory loss. Several of my patients have paid my bill three or four times."
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| Centurion | Sadly, if that ever became a real drug, all the doctors would use it. |
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| Forum Brat | Ooooooooooooooh I want some of that to give to my next victim, er boyfriend, so that he doesn't remember when he's already given me money and pretty, shiny things.
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| No Chance Outside | Yeah but power corrupts.
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| God of Scones | Yep, and to quote the EPA Manager in The Simpsons Movie when told he's gone mad with power, "Of course I have, have you ever tried to go mad without power? It's pointless, nobody listens to you."
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