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November 21st, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Post; Medical SamplesAn old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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November 21st, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Wow, that is wrong in so many ways.
__________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City |
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November 21st, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | Quote:
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  | |
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November 23rd, 2005
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| Canuckus Maximus  | i hope i don't end up like that 
__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing." |
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November 23rd, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Ick.
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