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April 27th, 2005   Post 1
Charge 7
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Post; Medical Progress


2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
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April 28th, 2005   Post 2
C/2nd Lt Robot
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I think I see a pattern coming along here.
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April 28th, 2005   Post 3
Desert_Eagle
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And around and around we go.
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April 28th, 2005   Post 4
AFSteliga
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Gear


Gotta love the circle of medicine.
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April 30th, 2005   Post 5
AmericanSweetheart
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Gear

medical science!
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April 30th, 2005   Post 6
MilidarUSMC
Centurion
 
 
Gear

your wrong, the way to heal someone of anything is Motrin and water. just ask a Navy doc
 
April 30th, 2005   Post 7
Charge 7
Master Gunner
 
 
In the Army it was always APCs (no, not the vehicle - aspirin, phenacetin, and caffeine).
 
May 1st, 2005   Post 8
behemoth79
Tribuni Angusticlavii
 
 
o cmon its all about the Tussin. Robitussen can cure it all. from headaches to cancer...yes cancer, tussin takes care of it.
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May 3rd, 2005   Post 9
Desert_Eagle
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Quote:
Originally Posted by behemoth79
o cmon its all about the Tussin. Robitussen can cure it all. from headaches to cancer...yes cancer, tussin takes care of it.
Chris Rock?
 
May 11th, 2006   Post 10
tomtom22
Chief Engineer
 
 
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Ah, the wonderful world of doctors!
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