![]() | About You may be a real soldier if... |
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| | You may be a real soldier if... infoYou know what a POG is You've ever gone to a family picnic and tried to trade food You've ever done pushups for having your boots laced right over left You've ever donned a gas mask to use the toilet You didn't need a toilet You know that Ranger candy isn't candy and isn't for Rangers You've ever washed TA-50 before your other clothes You know what TA-50 is You can disassemble and reassemble no less than 7 weapons in less than 5 minutes even though no one told you what they were and there is no reason to do so You know what Lima Lima Mike Foxtrot means You know how to field strip a cigarette butt You know that POGs don't and that Friday end of duty formation will have you policing them You've ever bought a beer from a vending machine You know the terms "T-80" and "P*ssy Line" You own more pairs of boots than shoes Chest cabbage does not impress you except for the pretty purple one, the pretty red, white and blue one, and the pretty blue one with all the stars on it You know what a class 6 formation smells like You've ever built a necessary item with nothing but 550 cord and hundred mile an hour tape OK, guys and gals, let's here some from the chump club! |
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You can have a fitful nights sleep on a cement floor. Most/all of your clothes smell like CLP. Your closet is FULL of military kit. You can shower, and get dressed in full uniform in less than 5 minutes. You can't remember the last time you showered alone (lol) You don't mind marching 40km in level 4 heat You've shared your bed with a C7 more often than with your significant other You buy most of your clothes from Wheelers One of your favorite 'accessories' is your M203 ![]() "The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears." ~Arabian Proverb "No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle."~Winston Churchill |
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You know what a TOCroach is You know what a Geardo is You know what a storyfeller is You know what a Good Idea Fairy is You know who Bob on the FOB is You know that you can live on water, Gatorade and Redbull for weeks Getting IED'd is no big deal You know exactly how far away you need to be for incoming rounds not to hurt you You know what a Mango is |
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RE: You can shower, and get dressed in full uniform in less than 5 minutes. 2 minutes to: Wake up Hit the shower. Strip Water Soap body Rinse Shave Wash hair Dry off Get dressed Run outside |
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P.S. You didn't put make-up time in there. "Our politicians do not serve us; they serve the multinational corporations that pay them. It's time to change that. Let's end the corporate takeover of our government." — Cenk Uygur | |
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I used to have issues with my long hair, what a pain in the a** that was. I'd spend most of the time trying to get it into a presentable looking bun. And we got 5 minutes because the girls didn't have a communal shower at the time, and there was only space for 1 or 2 in a shower |
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That sounds like some kind of bad premise for a porn flick |
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I'll just say that I have a tattoo on a certain part of my body, and they all wanted to see it...lol
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