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November 27th, 2008   #1
AJChenMPH
 
 

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Safety is job one in the Air Force. Overstating the obvious is job two, as I discovered when crawling into my military-issue sleeping bag. The label read: "In case of an emergency, unzip and exit through the top."

-- Keith J. Walters

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Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8
 
November 27th, 2008   #2
Sevens
 
 
But what if I want to go out the bottom?


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
November 28th, 2008   #3
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahahahaha


 
November 30th, 2008   #4
istealfreefood
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sevens
But what if I want to go out the bottom?
sleep with a knife


You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens
Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona
 
December 1st, 2008   #5
tomtom22
 
 
Funny!!!!




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"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
December 5th, 2008   #6
HokieMSG
 
 
Thats along the lines of sleeping pills may cause drowsiness.
I'm sure they thought to put it into the Army issue sleeping bags, but most of us can't read anyway.
 



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