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April 22nd, 2005
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| Centurion | Post; mary hillFour students are late to class. the first one, a boy, comes in and the teacher asks "why are you late?" he answers "I was on mary hill" "Very Well" The second one, a boy, comes in. "Where were you?" the teacher asks. "I was on mary hill" The third student, a boy, comes in. "you were on mary hill to?" "Yes maam" Finally the fourth student, a girl, comes in. "Let me guess, you were on mary hill to?" the teacher says. the girl answers "No, I am Mary Hill!"
__________________ Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face. James Baldwin. |
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April 22nd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | why would the teacher not know the name of his/her own student?
__________________  si deum nobiscum, quis contra? AS LONG AS DIXIE STILL EXISTS,THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FALL |
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April 23rd, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! | |
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April 23rd, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | First day of school maybe?
__________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight |
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April 23rd, 2005
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| Centurion | Haha! I remember that joke! Only, when I first heard it it was Cherry Hill. |
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April 23rd, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Not bad. Heard several like them before, though.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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April 24th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Quote:
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April 24th, 2005
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| Centurion | Heres the sad thing, I overheard the joke being told by a seventh grader. |
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April 24th, 2005
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| Centurion | I'd guess it was a sub.
__________________ When my end comes, I wish it to come to me while I fight for my family\'s rights. |
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