MY FATHER, a Marine, was stationed in Guantanamo Bay. His Navy co-workers noticed during one particularly rainy week that the rain seemed to stop whenever Dad, in full uniform, stepped out of his car to enter a building. My father explained the phenomenon to the perplexed Naval officers by saying, "God wouldn't let it rain on a Marine."

A few days later Dad exited his car clad in civilian clothes, and he got soaked to the bone. His Navy buddies, ready to tease him, were squelched by his explanation: "God didn't recognize me out of uniform."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Diane T. Willis

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

Marines have always been known to be quick thinkers, my daughter married one.

Originally Posted by tomtom22

Marines have always been known to be quick thinkers, my daughter married one.

I have to say that there are always exceptions to the rule. Unfortunately, I seem to have met or work with them all.

Lol!

Originally Posted by tomtom22

Marines have always been known to be quick thinkers, my daughter married one.

Who are these Marines? All the ones I know are dumber then rocks...(keep in mind most of them are very near and dear to my heart but they're still dumb)

that's pretty good

Bump...got this in my inbox again.

That's great!!!!