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February 28th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; The MarineA Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting." It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch, knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marineand asked, "What's is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America 's soldiers, who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot and say stupid stuff... So He sent me."
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February 28th, 2008
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| Fridgeraider (Instructor) | Oorah!!! Semper Fi Bro!
__________________ Sergeant 13th Redneck (RET) Republic of Korea Marine Corps  Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com |
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February 28th, 2008
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| Can you hear me now?  | Semper Fi, Marine.
__________________ Why should I have to "Press 1 for English?" --Every American |
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February 28th, 2008
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| Spam King | Another Marine with anger management issues.
__________________ Ooo! Look At The Grouse... Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word they're sayin' Just driving around in Jon Voight's car |
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February 28th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Very nice!!! 
__________________ Woe to the man or woman who thinks that the capacity to kill is not lurking behind these civilized eyes. -- James Woods Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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February 29th, 2008
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| Fridgeraider (Instructor) | Quote:
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March 12th, 2008
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| Optio | Oorah!!! Semper Fi, do or die!
__________________ Audax et Celer (Bold and Swift) -Royal Canadian Dragoons' motto Cdt. Matteo, 2332 Major Holland VC Royal Canadian Army Cadet Corps, RCD Platoon. |
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March 13th, 2008
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ God is my co-pilot, but the devil's my bombardier. |
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March 13th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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