About Marine meets Iraqi on camel....

Jarhead0321 · August 2nd, 2004

While riding one day, a Marine met an Iraqi riding a camel with a dog and a sheep walking behind and began a conversation.

Marine: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Iraqi: "Dog no talk."

Marine: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Iraqi: Look of shock.

Marine: "Is this Iraqi your owner?" pointing at the Iraqi.

Dog: "Yep"

Marine: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the oasis once a week to play."

Iraqi: Look of total disbelief.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your camel?"

Iraqi: "Horse no talk."

Marine: "Hey camel, how's it going?"

Camel: "Cool."

Iraqi: Extreme look of shock.

Marine: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Iraqi.

Camel: "Yep"

Marine: "How's he treat you?"

Camel: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Iraqi: Total look of utter amazement.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Iraqi: "Sheep liar."

Pogue · August 2nd, 2004

AFSteliga · August 3rd, 2004

That's some good stuff you got there.

Darkmb101 · August 3rd, 2004

i dont get it, whats with iraqis and sheep?

Jacob · August 3rd, 2004

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Originally Posted by Darkmb101

i dont get it, whats with iraqis and sheep?

You know the Navy joke about Sheep? Same idea.

silent driller · August 4th, 2004

HAHAHAAAAAAAA! Good one with the sheep!

otterbear2468 · August 4th, 2004

haha, thats a good one...

sgtbreeden · August 6th, 2004

yet another joke i will be telling at work

Recce · August 7th, 2004

terrific

Sevens · January 17th, 2007

My, my. LOL

August 2nd, 2004	#1
Jarhead0321	Marine meets Iraqi on camel.... info While riding one day, a Marine met an Iraqi riding a camel with a dog and a sheep walking behind and began a conversation. Marine: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Iraqi: "Dog no talk." Marine: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Iraqi: Look of shock. Marine: "Is this Iraqi your owner?" pointing at the Iraqi. Dog: "Yep" Marine: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the oasis once a week to play." Iraqi: Look of total disbelief. Marine: "Mind if I talk to your camel?" Iraqi: "Horse no talk." Marine: "Hey camel, how's it going?" Camel: "Cool." Iraqi: Extreme look of shock. Marine: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Iraqi. Camel: "Yep" Marine: "How's he treat you?" Camel: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." Iraqi: Total look of utter amazement. Marine: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Iraqi: "Sheep liar."

August 3rd, 2004	#3
AFSteliga	That's some good stuff you got there. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

August 3rd, 2004	#4
Darkmb101	i dont get it, whats with iraqis and sheep? on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

August 4th, 2004	#6
silent driller	HAHAHAAAAAAAA! Good one with the sheep! Whatever was sufficient to get us to this point is insufficient to get us any further.

August 6th, 2004	#8
sgtbreeden	yet another joke i will be telling at work Life only throws you what you can handle \"Infantry Leads the Way\"

August 7th, 2004	#9
Recce	terrific Second to None - South African Special Forces Brigade (The Recces)

January 17th, 2007	#10
Sevens	My, my. LOL Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

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