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August 2nd, 2004   Post 1
Jarhead0321
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Post; Marine meets Iraqi on camel....


While riding one day, a Marine met an Iraqi riding a camel with a dog and a sheep walking behind and began a conversation.

Marine: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Iraqi: "Dog no talk."

Marine: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Iraqi: Look of shock.

Marine: "Is this Iraqi your owner?" pointing at the Iraqi.

Dog: "Yep"

Marine: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the oasis once a week to play."

Iraqi: Look of total disbelief.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your camel?"

Iraqi: "Horse no talk."

Marine: "Hey camel, how's it going?"

Camel: "Cool."

Iraqi: Extreme look of shock.

Marine: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Iraqi.

Camel: "Yep"

Marine: "How's he treat you?"

Camel: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Iraqi: Total look of utter amazement.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Iraqi: "Sheep liar."
 
August 2nd, 2004   Post 2
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August 3rd, 2004   Post 3
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That's some good stuff you got there.
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August 3rd, 2004   Post 4
Darkmb101
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i dont get it, whats with iraqis and sheep?
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August 3rd, 2004   Post 5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkmb101
i dont get it, whats with iraqis and sheep?
You know the Navy joke about Sheep? Same idea.
 
August 4th, 2004   Post 6
silent driller
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HAHAHAAAAAAAA! Good one with the sheep!
 
August 4th, 2004   Post 7
otterbear2468
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haha, thats a good one...
 
August 6th, 2004   Post 8
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yet another joke i will be telling at work
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August 7th, 2004   Post 9
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January 17th, 2007   Post 10
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My, my. LOL
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