Marine meets Iraqi on camel....

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August 2nd, 2004   #1
Jarhead0321
 

Marine meets Iraqi on camel.... info


While riding one day, a Marine met an Iraqi riding a camel with a dog and a sheep walking behind and began a conversation.

Marine: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Iraqi: "Dog no talk."

Marine: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Iraqi: Look of shock.

Marine: "Is this Iraqi your owner?" pointing at the Iraqi.

Dog: "Yep"

Marine: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the oasis once a week to play."

Iraqi: Look of total disbelief.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your camel?"

Iraqi: "Horse no talk."

Marine: "Hey camel, how's it going?"

Camel: "Cool."

Iraqi: Extreme look of shock.

Marine: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Iraqi.

Camel: "Yep"

Marine: "How's he treat you?"

Camel: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Iraqi: Total look of utter amazement.

Marine: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Iraqi: "Sheep liar."
 
August 2nd, 2004   #2
Pogue
 
 
August 3rd, 2004   #3
AFSteliga
 
 
That's some good stuff you got there.


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August 3rd, 2004   #4
Darkmb101
 
i dont get it, whats with iraqis and sheep?


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August 3rd, 2004   #5
Jacob
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkmb101
i dont get it, whats with iraqis and sheep?
You know the Navy joke about Sheep? Same idea.
 
August 4th, 2004   #6
silent driller
 
 
HAHAHAAAAAAAA! Good one with the sheep!


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August 4th, 2004   #7
otterbear2468
 
haha, thats a good one...
 
August 6th, 2004   #8
sgtbreeden
 
 
yet another joke i will be telling at work


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August 7th, 2004   #9
Recce
 
terrific


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January 17th, 2007   #10
Sevens
 
 
My, my. LOL


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