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February 27th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Marine JokeCommanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?' The X.O.chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, 'Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.' The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? 'Well, Sir, began the PFC, 'if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.' The room fell silent. God Bless the Marine Corps.
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February 27th, 2008
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| Spam King | How many times will this appear on here? HOW MANY!?!?!?
__________________ When did "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!" become "Give up your liberties or we're all gonna die?" |
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February 27th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Probably a dozen or more times. Its still funny, though. 
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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March 1st, 2008
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  | |
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