A Marine Corps Birthday Party

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April 5th, 2004   #1
DTop
 
 

A Marine Corps Birthday Party info


A couple of years back we had a manager here who was an ex-Marine Corps officer in Vietnam. One November, he sent a memo out to all military veterans. He invited all military veterans, family members of deployed military, and so on to a Marine Corps birthday party. He did it up very nicely, cutting the cake with his sword and all that.
The funny thing was as each person came in the door, he had his secretary ask them what branch of the service they were in.
If you were in the USMC, he gave you a nice red T-shirt with the globe & anchor on it.
If you were in the Army he gave you an O.D. green baseball cap to wear which was actually pretty nice.
If you were in the Navy he handed you a sailor's cap. not bad either.
Finally, if you were in the Air Force, he made you wear a beanie cap that had a sliver propeller on top. It was hilarious, at least for those of us not in the AF.

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April 5th, 2004   #2
Redleg
 
 
Ouch...
Great Gifts...
 
June 6th, 2004   #3
Marksman
 
 
poor AF guys


 
October 29th, 2004   #4
cbbr08
 
hahah, thats hilarious. Those AF people never did get along with the Marines.
I went to Kadena AFB one time and there was always somebody mean muggin me
 
December 27th, 2004   #5
03USMC
 
 
Man one of my UDEP's on Oki fell around Christmas. We were all sittin in the USO of lovely Camp Hansen watchin the TV Armed Forces Far East Network AKA FEN; the Forced Entertainment Network. When Kadenas Christmas Party Announcement scrolled across the bottom of the screen,

It read. "The Kadena Airmans Club is having it's Christmas Party on 22 Dec. from 1930 hrs until 0200 hrs 23 Dec. No cover. Marines not welcome."

We laughed until we cried.


Sgt. Rafael Peralta ,United States Marine Corps
Company A, 1st Bn, 3rd Marine Regt, 3rd Marine Divison

We will never forget your valor and sacrifice.

Semper Fi !
 
December 27th, 2004   #6
DTop
 
 
That was funny. I wonder why those fly guys would say a thing like that?


I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which in truth, they are.
Gen. W.T. Sherman
 
December 27th, 2004   #7
03USMC
 
 
Who knows maybe they were skeered.
 
December 28th, 2004   #8
rotc boy
 
 
when you finished laughing, did you realize you felt left out?

jp


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December 29th, 2004   #9
03USMC
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rotc boy
when you finished laughing, did you realize you felt left out?


jp
not in the least.
 
January 1st, 2005   #10
Jason Bourne
 
hilarious


-Victory is mine
-Yes but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you
-Oh. Mmm, yes, this is better than *sex*, it\'s like an orgy in my mouth; good news Flappy, I\'ve decided not to kill you
-Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers.
-How ironic ? Rogers - it almost rhymes with... eliminate.