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March 24th, 2007
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| Milforum Chaplain  | Post; Man on the bridgeI was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it." "Why shouldn't I?" he asked. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Are you religious?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915." I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off. |
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March 24th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | see what religion starts
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March 24th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Ahahahahaha...That was good, Padre.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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March 25th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | lololol |
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March 25th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | My, my. LOL Nice one, Padre!! 
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March 26th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | Good one.
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