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May 7th, 2005   #1
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A woman walks into a bar and sits next to a man drinking a beer. Then the man gets up, walks over to the window and jumps out of it, surprised the woman runs to the window and sees the man fly around the building and back through the window. He walks back to his seat and continues to drink his beer. Amazed the woman asked how did you do that, the man answers with the magic beer, promptly the woman orders the magic beer and drinks it and asks now what, the man answers, just jump out the window like I did, she proceeds and a moment later he hears a SPLAT. The bar tender then says, Super Man you're a real a** when your drunk.[/i]
 
May 7th, 2005   #2
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Cute!



 
May 7th, 2005   #3
Charge 7
 
 
Yeah I already posted this one as Superman at the Empire State Building. Still a good joke, I just think it works better with the superhero.

Edit: didn't see in your post that you did mention the superhero, but since you seperated "super" from "man" I missed it.


"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."

- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

 
May 7th, 2005   #4
CDTGaticaW201
 
Lol, nice!
 
May 7th, 2005   #5
Desert_Eagle
 
Funny


A \'good\' landing is one from which you can walk away. A \'great\' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.
 
May 8th, 2005   #6
Themrose89
 
not half bad


Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is face.
James Baldwin.
 
May 9th, 2005   #7
AFSteliga
 
 
Heard it before, but good all the same.


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
May 9th, 2005   #8
hicks
 
I think there's another version of that joke floating around.



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May 9th, 2005   #9
Charge 7
 
 
Quote:
I think there's another version of that joke floating around.
Yeah this one:

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...state+building
 
November 29th, 2005   #10
FULLMETALJACKET
 
 
Man thats an oldy. good joke though.