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Uncle_Sam · June 18th, 2004

The Lucky Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood.

Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God, or my name is not ......"

FutureRANGER · June 19th, 2004

Now that's funny.

Darkmb101 · June 19th, 2004

couldnt have said it better myself

Patriot_1989tobeyond · October 22nd, 2004

And then what happened.

tomtom22 · March 5th, 2006

When I first heard this it was..."And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God, or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton"

armlesscadet · March 5th, 2006

lol i could use a frog like that about now...

babyboy4u363 · March 5th, 2006

Hey how did you know what I said in the trial!?

AFSteliga · March 7th, 2006

Hahaha

AmericanSweetheart · March 7th, 2006

Never kiss frogs it always turns out bad...

Navy Boy · March 7th, 2006

LOL! I could use that frog during my golfing class.

June 18th, 2004	#1
Uncle_Sam	The Lucky Frog info The Lucky Frog A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood. Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God, or my name is not ......" American Military Community

June 19th, 2004	#3
Darkmb101	couldnt have said it better myself on a permanent vacation....will visit every now and then. see arcade hidden message!!! Life is short and pointless, be happy and live it.

October 22nd, 2004	#4
Patriot_1989tobeyond	And then what happened. Im cool if you dont agree with me, but, DO NOT get in my face and cocky, and DO NOT insult people, especially leaders!! no matter how much yo hate their guts, no-ones got any right to be haughty!

March 5th, 2006	#5
tomtom22	When I first heard this it was..."And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God, or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton" "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

March 5th, 2006	#6
armlesscadet	lol i could use a frog like that about now... C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

March 5th, 2006	#7
babyboy4u363	Hey how did you know what I said in the trial!?

March 7th, 2006	#8
AFSteliga	Hahaha MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

March 7th, 2006	#9
AmericanSweetheart	Never kiss frogs it always turns out bad...

March 7th, 2006	#10
Navy Boy	LOL! I could use that frog during my golfing class. This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

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