Loyalty in Marriage

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June 21st, 2006   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me."




"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
June 22nd, 2006   #2
JulesLee
 
 
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL dat sux for the loyal woman!!!
 
June 22nd, 2006   #3
The Cooler King
 
Hahahaha! That is a classic.
 
June 22nd, 2006   #4
MaKa9
 
 
Ha ha!!

GREAT!


-In the grim darkness of a far future,
There is only war.
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October 13th, 2007   #5
Team Infidel
 
 
pretty great


 
October 14th, 2007   #6
Sevens
 
 
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LOL


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
October 14th, 2007   #7
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha....heard it before but still funny....


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne
 



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