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May 16th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Love that Military Time


An Army Sergeant Major is at a party, with a serious look on his face, and he is noticed by this lady who sees that he has mostly been keeping to himself all night. She walks up to him and asks him his name. He replies sharply, "Sergeant Major Smithy." She then asks "Sir, I don't mean to get personal, but when was the last time you had sex?" He then said "1959." She says "Wow that's a long time ago." The Sergeant Major looks at his watch and says "What are you talking about ma'am, it's 2145."
 
May 16th, 2006   Post 2
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Hahaha
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May 16th, 2006   Post 3
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hahaha
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June 26th, 2006   Post 4
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lol, I will have to remember that one.
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June 27th, 2006   Post 5
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Ah, military time!
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June 27th, 2006   Post 6
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LMAO Tooooo funny!!!
 
June 28th, 2006   Post 7
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nice...military time..its a beautiful thing..hahaha
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July 11th, 2006   Post 8
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Nice one.
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July 24th, 2006   Post 9
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lol! Thats great!
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July 26th, 2006   Post 10
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Hmmm....

I gotta try that at my friend's upcoming wedding. Maybe I can score with the bride's maid or something.
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