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March 18th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Love DressA woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in- law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic. The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing, " he said. "What's for dinner?" His funeral will be held Thursday
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March 18th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hehehe.. good one TT22
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March 19th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | d**n right it will be!!!
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March 20th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Yeeeoouuuccch! hahahahahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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March 24th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Oooooooooooooooooooooooh ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He deserved to die. LOL
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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March 25th, 2007
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| Milforum Chaplain  | just because he wanted dinner?  |
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March 26th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | Ouch...
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