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May 3rd, 2006   Post 1
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
recently married couple's house.
She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house.
She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home
from work." the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him
happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you
would leave because he will be home from work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and
left. On the way home she thought about the love dress.
When she got home she got undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.

Finally her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress" she replied.
"Needs ironing." he said.





My comment to my joke:I wish my g/f would do this for me.

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May 3rd, 2006   Post 2
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to bad you've never even met her...
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May 3rd, 2006   Post 3
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Good one.
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May 4th, 2006   Post 5
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rofllll
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May 4th, 2006   Post 6
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Hahaha. Nice.
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January 7th, 2007   Post 7
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that's a good one
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