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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! | Post; Love DressThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute." The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" she replied. "Needs ironing." he said. My comment to my joke:I wish my g/f would do this for me.
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | to bad you've never even met her...
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| Milforum Hitman | Good one.
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| Primus Pilus | rofllll
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| Cadet Moderator ![]() | Hahaha. Nice.
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's a good one
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