same beat as "i wanna be a drill instructor"

I dont wanna be a drill instructor
I dont wanna teach recruits to drill

i wanna be a combat instructor
i wanna teach marines to kill.


i know short but i still like it.

ahh thats great
I am gonna uyse that when I start teaching the canucks I will be living on base with (canadian joke) when I get to Moose Jaw

this is a version that we always use

A yellow bird
With a yellow beak
Was sittin on
My toilet seat
I pushed him in
And flushed him down
And watched his feet
Go round and round

Another bird
With a yellow bill
Was sittin on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a piece of bread
And then I tried
To squish his head
On me oh my
I'm such a klutz
I missed his head
And squished his nuts

A little kitten
A baby cat
Was sittin on
My welcome mat
I picked him up
And made him purr
And then I ripped
Out all his fur

A little puppy
With little paws
Was sittin on
My table saw
I picked him up
Like a piece of meat
And then I sawed
Off all his feat

damn right we do i liked the other verson though