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November 22nd, 2005
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways...WHEN I JOINED the U.S. Air Force, it was the first time I had ever flown in an airplane. We were corralled off the planes and onto buses. There must have been 50 scared young women on my bus. Disembarking at our living quarters, we were given our luggage and told to stand at attention. A sergeant came out, yelled, "Pick up your bags!" and then yelled to set them back down. This cycle was repeated for about ten minutes. Finally he looked at me and said, "Why couldn't the rest of you have been as smart as this young lady?" I stood there with only my purse over my shoulder and no luggage. For the first and only time, I silently thanked the airline for losing my 60-pound bag filled with everything but the kitchen sink. --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by SrA Cristy Anderson Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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November 22nd, 2005
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| Immunes | Did you ever get your luggage back?
__________________ Under the Pain of Death I would stand alone Against an Army of Darkness And Horrors Unknown |
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November 22nd, 2005
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| Forum Health Inspector | Wasn't me -- you'll have to track down SrA Anderson and ask her. |
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November 22nd, 2005
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| Canuckus Maximus  | sounds like the air force and the airlines are collaborating against us 
__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing." |
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January 8th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | Good one! 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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January 8th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Lucky break for her. 
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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July 27th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | LOL very good AJ
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April 11th, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | Got this one again... |
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April 14th, 2008
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| Fridgeraider (Instructor) | When I joined the Marines I had a wad of cash in one pocket and a notepad with phone numbers and a pen in the other.
__________________ Sergeant 13th Redneck (RET) Republic of Korea Marine Corps TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED  Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com |
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April 14th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | I think I'd be thankful, too.  Still a good one. |
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