Topic: looking for a few oldies

PFC Slim

looking for one that is about gumby being gay
fred flinstones dead cause barny hit him in the head,
here is one i like

the prettiest girl i ever saw
was sippin burbin through a straw

i stepped right up sat right down
ordered bourbins for all around

i placed my hand upont her toe
she said gi your way to low

placed my hand upon her knee
she said gi stop teasing me

placed my hand upon her thigh
she said gi MY OH MY

placed my hand upon her spot
she said gi you make me hot

placed my hand upon her breast
she said gi you're the best

i picked her up and laid her down
her long red hair spread all around

a yellow bird with a yellow bill
landed on her window sill

so i coaxed it in with a piece of bread
then i smashed its stinken head

the moral of the story is clear
if you want som head you need som bread