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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Locked doorWhen my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."
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| Spam King | so that's why the bills are always so expensive...
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| Forum Brat | Step away from my car, stupid........
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| No Chance Outside | Those guys will jack you with anything.
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| Optio | these are great jokes. i'm writing these down.
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