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March 22nd, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Locked door


When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!"
"I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."
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March 22nd, 2008   Post 2
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so that's why the bills are always so expensive...
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March 22nd, 2008   Post 3
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Step away from my car, stupid........
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March 23rd, 2008   Post 4
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Those guys will jack you with anything.
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March 28th, 2008   Post 5
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these are great jokes. i'm writing these down.
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