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November 21st, 2005
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| Immunes | Post; Liver and CheeseA Great Dane, a Scottie, and a Chihuahua were sitting in a bar, knocking back a few and telling human jokes when a beautiful French Poodle walking in. "Hi, boys," she said seductively. "I'll make a very happy dog out of whichever one of you come up with the best proposition using the words cheese and liver. The Great Dane thought for a moment, and then declared, "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you too!> The lady just looked away, obviously unimpressed. The Scottie immediatley followed with, "I like cheese, and I like liver, and I like you too!" He wagged his tail expectantly, but she ignored him. Then the Chihuahua stepped forward. "Liver alone!" he growled. "Cheese with me!" They left together.
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November 21st, 2005
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| Legatus Legionis  |  Good one.
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November 23rd, 2005
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| Canuckus Maximus  | that chihuahua didn't have to try
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October 9th, 2006
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October 9th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Lol.....
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October 9th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | That's a good one
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October 10th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | thats cute
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