![]() | About LITTLE JOHNNY OUTSMARTS HIS TEACHER !!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| | LITTLE JOHNNY OUTSMARTS HIS TEACHER !!!!!!!!!!!! infoOn the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are on the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" Again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two Ping-Pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question." Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing. The teacher says, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?" Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby. See you on Tuesday!" "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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Ooooo! |
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LMAO "Even if I wished to surrender to you - and I don't - I am commanding Australian's who would cut my throat if I accepted your Terms" Colonel C Hore, Siege of Elands River, 1900 If You want to See the Future, Read a History Book |
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Good old Johnny Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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Very nice! Gotta love Little Johnny. Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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Lmao!!!!
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HAHAHAHAH.......
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That's a good one.
MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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Smart kid
Always remeber Airbourne leads the way!!!!!!!! |
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