About LITTLE JOHNNY OUTSMARTS HIS TEACHER !!!!!!!!!!!!

tomtom22 · September 13th, 2005

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are on the beach?"

Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?"

Again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two Ping-Pong balls and paints them black.

The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question." Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.

The teacher says, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby. See you on Tuesday!"

Charge 7 · September 13th, 2005

Ooooo!

Bory · September 14th, 2005

LMAO

LIPS · September 14th, 2005

Good old Johnny

Sevens · January 13th, 2007

Very nice! Gotta love Little Johnny.

Team Infidel · February 7th, 2007

Lmao!!!!

CrazyLilCajun · October 19th, 2007

HAHAHAHAH.......

Damien435 · October 19th, 2007

lol, that is awesome!

AFSteliga · October 20th, 2007

That's a good one.

Josh678 · October 21st, 2007

Smart kid

September 13th, 2005	#1
tomtom22	LITTLE JOHNNY OUTSMARTS HIS TEACHER !!!!!!!!!!!! info One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are on the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" Again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two Ping-Pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question." Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing. The teacher says, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?" Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby. See you on Tuesday!" "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

September 13th, 2005	#2
Charge 7	Ooooo! "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

September 14th, 2005	#3
Bory	LMAO "Even if I wished to surrender to you - and I don't - I am commanding Australian's who would cut my throat if I accepted your Terms" Colonel C Hore, Siege of Elands River, 1900 If You want to See the Future, Read a History Book

September 14th, 2005	#4
LIPS	Good old Johnny Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

January 13th, 2007	#5
Sevens	Very nice! Gotta love Little Johnny. Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

October 19th, 2007	#7
CrazyLilCajun	HAHAHAHAH....... "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 19th, 2007	#8
Damien435	lol, that is awesome! Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City

October 20th, 2007	#9
AFSteliga	That's a good one. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

October 21st, 2007	#10
Josh678	Smart kid Always remeber Airbourne leads the way!!!!!!!!

February 7th, 2007	#6
Team Infidel	Lmao!!!!

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