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October 20th, 2005
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| Centurion | Post; A little humourOne Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church. Please don't let me be late to church...." As she was running she tripped and fell. When she got back up she began praying again... "Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either! One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked hid Dad, ''What are these Pop?'' ''They're smart pills son,'' said his father. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!''
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October 21st, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Gross ,but funny!   |
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October 23rd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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October 23rd, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Very nice.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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October 23rd, 2005
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| Master Gunner | First one - nice chuckle. Second one - ack! 
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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October 24th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Hee hee nice ones.
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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January 12th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Quote:
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  | |
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February 5th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's funny
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February 5th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | First one is good, second one...yucky!!!! LOL
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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