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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | Post; A little green man and the southern boyA little green man came down from outer space with a briefcase. He ran into a southern boy, and offered him $10,000 for all his cows. The southern boy agreed. The little green man pulled a tiny little cow out of his briefcase, and the tiny little cow proceeded to eat all the other cows. Then the little green man offered the southern boy $10,000 for all his horses. After payment was made, the little green man pulled a tiny little horse out of the briefcase, and the tiny little horse proceeded to eat all the other horses. After a moment, the southern boy asked "You don't happen to have a tiny little Mexican in there, do you?"
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Is this joke a cousin of the "West Texas Cowboy"?
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | Something like that... |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's a good one
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