A little green man and the southern boy

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May 11th, 2006   #1
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A little green man came down from outer space with a briefcase.
He ran into a southern boy, and offered him $10,000 for all his cows.
The southern boy agreed.
The little green man pulled a tiny little cow out of his briefcase, and the
tiny little cow proceeded to eat all the other cows.

Then the little green man offered the southern boy $10,000 for all his
horses.
After payment was made, the little green man pulled a tiny little horse
out of the briefcase, and the tiny little horse proceeded to eat all the other
horses.

After a moment, the southern boy asked "You don't happen to have a tiny
little Mexican in there, do you?"
 
May 11th, 2006   #2
tomtom22
 
 
Is this joke a cousin of the "West Texas Cowboy"?


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
May 11th, 2006   #3
5.56X45mm
 
 
Something like that...
 
January 7th, 2007   #4
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one