About A little green man and the southern boy
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A little green man and the southern boy info
He ran into a southern boy, and offered him $10,000 for all his cows.
The southern boy agreed.
The little green man pulled a tiny little cow out of his briefcase, and the
tiny little cow proceeded to eat all the other cows.
Then the little green man offered the southern boy $10,000 for all his
After payment was made, the little green man pulled a tiny little horse
out of the briefcase, and the tiny little horse proceeded to eat all the other
After a moment, the southern boy asked "You don't happen to have a tiny
little Mexican in there, do you?"
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Is this joke a cousin of the "West Texas Cowboy"?
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations