Topic: A little green man and the southern boy

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May 11th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; A little green man and the southern boy


A little green man came down from outer space with a briefcase.
He ran into a southern boy, and offered him $10,000 for all his cows.
The southern boy agreed.
The little green man pulled a tiny little cow out of his briefcase, and the
tiny little cow proceeded to eat all the other cows.

Then the little green man offered the southern boy $10,000 for all his
horses.
After payment was made, the little green man pulled a tiny little horse
out of the briefcase, and the tiny little horse proceeded to eat all the other
horses.

After a moment, the southern boy asked "You don't happen to have a tiny
little Mexican in there, do you?"
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May 11th, 2006   Post 2
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Is this joke a cousin of the "West Texas Cowboy"?
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May 11th, 2006   Post 3
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Something like that...
 
January 7th, 2007   Post 4
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that's a good one
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