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April 24th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; little girlA little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
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April 24th, 2008
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| Caesar | LOL! that one is getting forwarded!
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April 25th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Beautiful.
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April 25th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Posted before: 7 reasons not to mess with children.
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