About Life's lessons learned...
|June 5th, 2006||#1|
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Life's lessons learned... info
Now I weigh on a good day 115 lbs, and this guy was aboutt six years older than me and 40-50 lbs heavier. But I smart***ed a reply and left it at that. Well, about 2 hours later, I'm in a playful mood, and this guy's acting stupid- he's drunk. The gist of the action was a good deal of obscene body motions and "You want some of THIS!" followed by drunken laughter.
Being the idiot that I am, I sidle on up to him and say, "Listen, man, I uh, don't mean to jump in your conversation, but how about some of this!" I threw my hand out, feinted a slap, and stopped a few inches from his face. This drunk went ballistic. I backed off, told him it was all in good fun, gave my name, offered a hand. He stands- I say "ah, . Look, it's just a joke, man."
My brother defuses the situation and tells me, "Look, this dude's nothing to fool around with. He's a complete pain in the behind. If you think he wouldn't have killed you five minutes ago, think again. He wouldn't have stopped beating you until I jumped in with either the .357 or something else."
Lesson learned- don't jump into conversations like that if you don't know the guy you're messing with.
Screwing over bureaucratic organizations, one paper tiger at a time.
Trespassers will be shot and fed to the dogs.
|June 5th, 2006||#3|
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Boy, I found that one out- for about 5 minutes I was in total fear of my life. Don't talk to strangers- especially the ones that give you flak in the first five seconds of a relationship.
|June 5th, 2006||#6|
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|June 5th, 2006||#8|
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and I agree with you totally. Just not by that dude. We had a 4 person wresetling match going on for a while. I got kneed in the face and oen guy bit my hand, but we had a lot of fun. We stopped after a while, but then when I was just minding my own business, WHAM! My brother comes out of nowhere and full-body tackles me. I think it's becoming a habit of his on the water.