Topic: The Lieutenant

LIPS · April 19th, 2005

A LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk.
The little boy was playing with a pile of ****. Curious, the LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of ****?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his OC. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of ****, the OC asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The OC being equally amused insisted that they return and get the CSM. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of ****, was asked by the CSM "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the CSM. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough **** to build an officer"

NCdt Steliga · April 19th, 2005

Done before:

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...pic.php?t=1697

But good nonetheless.

tomtom22 · September 8th, 2005

Spartacus · September 9th, 2005

LMAO, Sir.

April 19th, 2005	Post 1
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; The Lieutenant A LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk. The little boy was playing with a pile of **. Curious, the LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of ?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his OC. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of , the OC asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The OC being equally amused insisted that they return and get the CSM. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of , was asked by the CSM "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the CSM. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough ** to build an officer" __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

April 19th, 2005	Post 2
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Done before: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...pic.php?t=1697 But good nonetheless. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

September 8th, 2005	Post 3
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

September 9th, 2005	Post 4
Spartacus Primus Pilus Gear	LMAO, Sir. __________________ Qui tacet consentire. Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. Nec Aspera Terrent. Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur.

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