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August 11th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Post; Letterman's Top Ten List For Saddam's TrialTOP TEN STRATEGIES OF SADDAM HUSSEIN'S LAWYERS 10. Play up the "at least he didn't do steroids" angle 9. Pin everything on Saddam's schemeing brother Larry Hussein 8. Answer every charge with "no you're thinking of Iran" 7. Explain he was driven insane by the intense flavor of new Spicy Nacho Doritos 6. Brand prosecutor's list of 12,000 witnesses as "flimsy" 5. Brighten the mood by calling to the stand the always charming Tony Danza 4. Request one of those "confined to your 153 acre estate" punishments like Martha Stewart got 3. Give Saddam a white suit and a turkey leg to make him a hilarious "Boss Hogg-like" figure 2. Let Saddam go nuts and execute everyone in the courtroom and the number one strategy... 1. "If the underpants don't fit, you must acquit"
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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August 12th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |  hahaha. Letterman is great!!
__________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona |
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August 12th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | FUNNY!
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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August 12th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Not bad, not bad at all.
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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