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August 17th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Post; A Lesson In Management...A Lesson In Management... Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened... She said, "The b***tard used quarters!" **Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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August 17th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | The dunce should have dropped dimes.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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August 17th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | maybe he just couldnt find a place to store that many dimes.
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August 17th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | How about pennies?
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August 17th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | ^^^Waaayy too much effort...lol. I could understand dimes, but pennies?
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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August 20th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Funny and a good lesson in economics.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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August 29th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | wow he lasted a long time...lol
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