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June 9th, 2007
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| Forum Brat |  Post; Leave it to an engineer...THREE MEN, ONE GENIE, THREE WISHES There are 3 men traveling together: 1st is a Canadian Farmer, the 2nd is Osama Bin Laden and the 3rd is an American Engineer. They come across a lantern, and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.. The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?" The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water." Pooooof!
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June 9th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | Priceless!
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June 9th, 2007
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| Can you hear me now?  | Oh-ho.....THAT'S GOOD! hahahaha.
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June 9th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | i do like that one 
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June 13th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | nice lol
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June 14th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | nice. my dads an engineer
__________________ And shepards we shall be For thee, My Lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may quickly carry out thy command So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be In nomini Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti Veritas, Aequitas |
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