A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi comes speeding along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off.

Distraught, the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls the cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyer's are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

The lawyer looks down in absolute horror.
"Flaming hell!" he screams. "Where's my Rolex?"

This is what we need to do to all lawyers

That's a good one.

haha!