I don't think anyone will take this seriously but if you do, it's a joke.

A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the
treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Attached is a copy of a letter they received back:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20016

Dear Concerned Citizen:

Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of
the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Our administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was
heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn
that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for
transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.
We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care
for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your
sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help
him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in
describing these problems as mere cultural differences. He will bite you, given the chance.

We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling. Your
adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can
extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail
clippers.

We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these skills at your
next yoga group He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive
devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters (except
sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is
a particularly sensitive subject for him, and he has been known to show
violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress
code that Ahmed will recommend as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure they will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka -
overtime. Just remind them that it is all part of "respecting his
culture and his religious beliefs" - wasn't that how you put it?

Also, remember that there is a very strict code about what can be eaten
and what cannot. And under no circumstances must you ever touch his
Koran. It's okay, though, if he tears up, burns, or stomps on your bible
or the American flag, if you have either one.

Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you, who know so much, keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember...we'll be watching. Good luck!

Cordially...Your Buddy,

Don Rumsfeld

IN GOD WE TRUST

Sounds like a good plan, I'd adopt a half dozen or so.

Cowboy if we let you adopt any of them they wouldn't make it past a day. I think this is a wonderful idea It gets my stamp of approval!

hehehehe

Hahahahaha...I like that. Hahaha